Because of the magnitude of this endeavor I don't plan to do a round trip just yet. To do so would be to risk oblivion and possibly cramps. (I'll probably just have my dad pick me up in the Honda CR-V to bring me home.) But I will stare directly into the teeth of the beast that is a 20 percent grade downhill that leads the the traffic light and the treacherous flats beyond. I imagine it will look something like this:

May God have mercy on my soul.